Well, last Sunday was a Father's Day. Let's not pose a question, "why the hell there is Father's Day?" and let me talk about funny story my friend told me.

My friend, Ms. M, is giving some present to her father on Father's Day every year. But her father is really a difficult person and he complains every time about the present even though he is very glad. For example, on one Father's day, Ms. M sent him flowers. He said, "Give me something to eat!" So Ms. M sent some sweets, but he said, "I hate sweets!" When she sent ties, he said, "I have lots of ties!"

So this year, she decided to give something that would be able to shut him down.

That is, erotic porn images!

Ms. M brought and gave to her father a floppy disk full of porn images. (highly risky isn't it?)

Ms. M: Dad, here's a present of Father's day for you.
Father: Oh, yeah? Well, what is it?
Ms. M: Umm. Porn images.
Father: What? Well even so, they won't be great if it fits in a floppy disk...(murmur)

Mercy! He complains this year too. He should never be underestimated.

However, he looked very happy and went into his room (his personal computer is there) holding the floppy disk and with grin on his face. Ms. M was delighted to see his father's reaction but a bit frustrated too.

So Ms. M binds oneself, "to give 10 more floppy disks full of porn images next year!!"

From that day on, Ms. M is dwelling on adult sites bookmarking...(laugh)